Sunday, 13 March 2011

Operation Neoprene

The masters at Snugg have returned my miniature wetsuit already; not with the expected puncture-repair-style criss-cross sticking plaster, but instead a whole new arse panel has been expertly stitched in because, as Mr Snugg put it, "your entire crotch needed replacing".

Sadly, the wetsuit appears no larger than it did 2 weeks ago and there's no sign of a modesty panel, as per TravellingHopefully's suggestion, so Operation Neoprene must continue in earnest. Luckily, my groundbreaking strategy of "Eat what I want, but only when I'm hungry. Then, stop when I'm full" has yielded a somewhat unexpected loss of 10 pounds so far.

It's tempting to extrapolate this and assume I'll be in my wetsuit by 10am next Tuesday; however, this may be a tad unrealistic. In fact, my graphical projection below suggests the results of a continued loss at this rate may be even more dramatic than that:

projection


So I went for a pub lunch today, just to be on the safe side.

5 comments:

  1. Brilliant! Your graphs are always the best. :-)

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  2. Ooooh... yes... that's not a good look, and you'd only have to send for it to be taken in! A pub lunch was the only option.

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  3. Good work! THat is mega impressive weight loss. To coin a phrase 'you'll soon need new elastic in your knick knocks ;-P'
    Sorry not to join you at the pub today, I was by the seaside. Hope you all had fun.
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  4. lol - the perils of extrapolation.

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  5. Haha!! Thank god the pub lucnh was there to save you...hm I like the sound of your diet that has yielded a 10lb loss already!!

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