“I really don’t know, Lord Sugar.”
“I’ll spell it out for you shall I? You’ve failed to once again on this task. Other Juneathoners have managed miles of running today and what have you done?”
“I know, Lord Sugar, but I was up really early and marking exams again before work.”
“Marking schmarking, what kind of a namby pamby excuse is that? Do you think that stopped me when I was starting out? When I was 14, I’d mark 200 exam scripts and run a marathon before opening by market stall at 4am…”
"Lord Sugar, with respect…"
“SHUT UP! I’m talking. Now I’ve got to get rid of someone and quite frankly it should have been you after that bleeding pie chart. Tell me why I shouldn’t!"
“Because I’m committed, Lord Sugar, that’s why, and I have a proven track record jogging, logging and blogging every day in Janathon."
“Committed? You should be committed based on some of the jibberish you put on this so-called blog."
“But, Lord Sugar, in Janathon, my blog was quite g…."
“Stop going on about bleeding Janathon. So what? I was a jogger, ran every day to my market stall, but that didn’t help me sell computers when I got older.”
“Yes, Lord Sugar, you’re right Lord Sugar, I’ve learned from my mistakes. I’ll put in 100% from now on."
"Cakeofgoodhope, as much as I'd like to believe you, we've been here before and your promises were as much use as knickers on a kipper...
Day 15 - Cycle commute (tired, not fired, but nearly expired)
Distance: 7.8 miles
Cumulative Juneathising: 30.6 miles running + 1.5 miles swimming + 60.8 miles cycling