I think it's safe to assume that Santa isn't a runner. If he was, he wouldn't be able to spend all year making toys for the children of the world; he'd be too busy training for an Autumn marathon, then end up doing a last minute shop at Argos. Mrs Claus, on the other hand, might well be a runner; if that's the case, Santa might have turned his hand to marshalling at the odd Parkrun or stood in on the side of the road with one of those amusing signs at her last 26.2. Either way, you can't take for granted that Santa will know what to bring a runner on 25th December. It's a good job then that warriorwoman knows exactly what the runner in your life might want. If you're sending this helpful list to Santa then make sure you've been good , or you might end up with a stocking filled with banana-flavoured gels.